Meme pijez
Bueno, al final tenia que tocar... vamos a ver... via Norda, me pasa el marron de hacer este meme sobre la pijez. A ver que sale:
(X) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(X) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(X) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
(X) at least a hundred DVDs
(X) a childfree bathroom
(X) your own in-house office
(X) a pool
( ) a guest house
(X) a game room
(X) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(X) a working washer and dryer
(X) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs) –
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(X) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(X) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(X) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(X) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
(X) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(X) traveled out of the country
(X) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(X) been to Europe/America
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(X) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(X) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Mirando los resultados, tengo un 22 de pijimemez. La verdad es que este test es bastante chorra, porque la mayoria de las preguntas estan muy condicionadas al estilo de vida estadounidense.
Por ejemplo, que haya cenado con una figura politica local, teniendo en cuenta que vivo en un pueblo, pues tampoco tiene tanto merito de pijez. De hecho, si los del test conocieran a los politicos locales, me juego lo que querais que quitarian puntos de pijez.
Al igual que lo de conocer a una celebridad. Pues tampoco es tanto, viviendo en España y habiendo trabajado en una libreria de Valencia, en la que tarde o temprano te tocaba entretener al famosete de turno (jamas olvidare la cena de los premios Turia con Celia Blanco...).
Ademas, muchas de las respuestas vienen condicionadas por el hecho de estar independizado y ser friki. Yo no necesito, por ejemplo, el AT-ST del miniatures :-)_ de la semana pasada. Ni el Midnight de la anterior. Ni el Dungeons&Zombies de esta (que este, que este, que este....) Y tengo claro que si un pijo viera estos productos, se echaria para atras.
Asi que si soy pijo por las respuestas, soy un pijo friki, emancipado y de Silla.
(X) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
(X) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(X) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
(X) at least a hundred DVDs
(X) a childfree bathroom
(X) your own in-house office
(X) a pool
( ) a guest house
(X) a game room
(X) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(X) a working washer and dryer
(X) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
( ) framed authentic art (not lithographs) –
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(X) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(X) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
( ) a stock portfolio
(X) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(X) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
(X) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(X) traveled out of the country
(X) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(X) been to Europe/America
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(X) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(X) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
( ) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
Mirando los resultados, tengo un 22 de pijimemez. La verdad es que este test es bastante chorra, porque la mayoria de las preguntas estan muy condicionadas al estilo de vida estadounidense.
Por ejemplo, que haya cenado con una figura politica local, teniendo en cuenta que vivo en un pueblo, pues tampoco tiene tanto merito de pijez. De hecho, si los del test conocieran a los politicos locales, me juego lo que querais que quitarian puntos de pijez.
Al igual que lo de conocer a una celebridad. Pues tampoco es tanto, viviendo en España y habiendo trabajado en una libreria de Valencia, en la que tarde o temprano te tocaba entretener al famosete de turno (jamas olvidare la cena de los premios Turia con Celia Blanco...).
Ademas, muchas de las respuestas vienen condicionadas por el hecho de estar independizado y ser friki. Yo no necesito, por ejemplo, el AT-ST del miniatures :-)_ de la semana pasada. Ni el Midnight de la anterior. Ni el Dungeons&Zombies de esta (que este, que este, que este....) Y tengo claro que si un pijo viera estos productos, se echaria para atras.
Asi que si soy pijo por las respuestas, soy un pijo friki, emancipado y de Silla.
Comentario:
si hubieras estado sol, ya estaria polinizada ;-P
Comentario:
De los Premios Turia. A ver si te crees que estaba yo solo con ella...
Comentario:
Como que cena con Celia Blanco
Y de eso no haces un post ;-P
Saludos
Y de eso no haces un post ;-P
Saludos
Comentario:
Pues si que es verdad que las cosas no se aplican del todo bien... igual habría que matizar las preguntas xD