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(2) www.themeatrix.com
(Traducción al español encontrada en la página web: themeatrix.com)
Agricultor: Toma Leo
Murfeus: pss…Leo
Leo: ¿Quíen eres tu? ¿Cómo sabes mi nobre?
M: Soy Murfeus y se muchas cosas de ti. ¿Conoces la Meatrix?
L: ¿La Meatrix?
M: ¿Quieres saber que es?
L: Bien.
M: La Meatrix esta por todos lados, Leo. Es el cuento de donde viene la carne y los productos animals. Este cultivo es una fantasia, Leo.
Toma la pildora asul y quedate en tu fantasia, Leo. Toma la píldora roja, y te mostrare la verdad.
(Leo toma la píldora. Gulp!)
M: Bienvenido al mundo de la realidad.
L: Wow! ¡Qué sitio tan horrible!
M: Este es una finca-fabrica, Leo. Sitios como este es de donde provienen la mayoria de huevos, leche y carne.
L: Y ¿Cómo ha ocurrido esto?
M: Ya te digo. A mediados del siglo veinte, las corporaciones empezaron a modificar las granjas sostenibles de familias, para maximizar sus ganancias, al gran costo de la humanidad y de
los animales. Asi nació la finca-fábrica. Los animales son empacados uno encima de otro. La mayoria nunca pueden ver la luz del sol, tocar la tierra, o recibir el aire puro. Mucho ni se pueden mover. Esta condiciones deplorables causan peleas y enfermedades entre estos animales. Para acabar con este problema, la maquina de
la corporación empezo a hacer mutilaciones sistematicas. La practica, como la de cortarle los picos a los pollos, y…
L: ugh!
M: …tambien empezaron a mesclar una dosis de antibioticos en la comida, solamente para mantener estos infelices vivos. Pero el uso do los antibioticos se sobre-pasó, afectando el tipo de gérmenes resisténtes a las enfermedades. Cada día nos acercamos mas a una epidémia que no vamos poder controlar.
L: (huele) hm, hm. Ugh! ¡Qué olor tan horrible!
M: (Tapandose la nariz) Son doce millones de libras de excremento! Eso contamina el aire y el agua bajo el suelo. Por eso es que las comunidades que viven cerca de las fincas industriales, sufren de una gran cantidad de enfermedades, relacionadas con la contaminación.
L: Bueno, huele a mier…
M: Shss.. además, las corporaciónes están destruyendo las comunidades y maltratando a sus empleados hace décadas. Desde los años cincuenta, mas de dos millones de fincas pequeñas han
desaparecido. Si continuamos asi, novan a quedar fincas de agricultores independientes. Esa es la Meatrix, Leo. La mentira que nos decimos, donde proviene nuestra comida. Pero no es muy tarde.
Hay que resistir.
L: Cuenta conmigo! Yahooo!
L: ¿Cómo hacemos para detenerlos, Murfeus?
M: Tenemos que hacer que nuestro mensaje llegue por todo el mundo. Eres tú, el consumidor, quien tiene el poder en sus manos. No apoyen las corporaciones agropecuarias. Haga “Clic” aquí, y te mostraré como puedes escapar de las garras de la Meatrix.
(1) www.subservientchicken.com (Pollo obediente)
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