The religions
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say: shit happens.
Buddism: It is only an ilussion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova's Witnesses: Knock, knock, 'shit happens'.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit.
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Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say: shit happens.
Buddism: It is only an ilussion of shit happening.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehova's Witnesses: Knock, knock, 'shit happens'.
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens and maybe it doesn't.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen to you.
Rastafarian: Smoke that shit.
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Comentario:
La versión 2.0:
* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
* Fundamentalism: Shit must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all shit.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
* Feminism: Men are shit.
* Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
* Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
* Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
* Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
* Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
* Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
* Nihilism: No shit.
* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
* Fundamentalism: Shit must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all shit.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
* Feminism: Men are shit.
* Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
* Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
* Existentialism: What is shit, anyway?
* Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
* Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
* Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: I can't believe this shit!
* Nihilism: No shit.